Dear Tech Support:   

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to  Wife 1.0. I soon  noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took  up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0  installed itself into all oth! er programs and now  monitors all other system activity. ! Applicat ions such  as Poker Night  10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing  7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
Girlfriend  7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Troubled User.....

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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem  that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to  Wife 1.0, thinking  that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by  its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible  to delete Wife 1.0  and to return to Girlfriend 7.0  . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program  files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to 
Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0  and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background  application "Yes Dear" to  alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to  enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to  be very high maintenance
. Wife 1.0 comes with several support  programs, such as
Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5  and Do Bills 4.2  .

However, be very careful how you use  these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program 
Nag Nag  9.5 . Once this happens, the only  way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 

DO  NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt  3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and  will cause irreversible damage to the  operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support